“OK, you can flush now!”

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There are many words and phrases which surge me with feelings of joy. I am a word nerd, after all. And certain words and phrases cut through the melancholy and get right to the heart of the matter, blessing my life with smiles and laughter.

Every once in a while I like to post a list of my favorites (and least favorites). For example, hearing my husband say “I love you” or my daughter say “mommy” never cease to make me smile.

While hearing the word “peanuts” used in a sentence always makes me giggle, no matter the context. Go on, say it and see if you can keep a straight face. If you can, maybe your mind’s not as dirty as mine.

“That’s the best cupcake I’ve ever tasted” fills me with pride (if I was the baker of said cupcake) and “You were right” feels so damn good. “You can do it” suddenly invokes confidence while “Let’s do it” invokes, well, something else.

Certain words, like “Spring” and “Sunshine” and phrases like “Your child is beautiful” or “You’re my best friend” just have a certain… I don’t know what… but I know they make me feel happy. I have a very long ever-growing list of go-to words and phrases in my mind that just feel good to hear and make me feel suddenly optimistic. They are like little triggers of happiness.

Recently, my house had a problem. It was… how can I put this delicately? Constipated. Not the people in it but the house itself. We had a plumbing issue and the whole place was backed up.

We tried all the usual methods: Drano, plunger, prayer. But nothing worked. So we gave in and called a plumber. He came yesterday and even with his 90 foot (yowza!) snake, he couldn’t satisfy the situation. While he couldn’t get our pipes working properly, he didn’t charge us either (that probably only happens in Iowa) — Nope, not even for his time. Instead he recommended another plumber… one with an even longer, ah-em, snake.

After several days of rotten smells and nasty liquids (and other foul grossness) backing up from our pipes and flooding our laundry room, the man with the biggest snake I’ve ever seen worked his magic this morning and made me the happiest girl in the world when he added a new phrase to my list of favorites…

“OK, you can flush now!”

9 thoughts on ““OK, you can flush now!”

  1. I love that you giggle when someone uses the word ‘peanuts’! Now thanks to you, I will giggle every time I hear it too!

    (But we all know what your FAVORITE word is 😉

  2. Ok, my favorite line in this is: “He came yesterday and even with his 90 foot (yowza!) snake, he couldn’t satisfy the situation” Just that you use the word satisfy about his snake lol I love it! Wordsmiths unite!
    (PS thanks again for helping my tech savvy so I can now follow your blog!)

  3. If the guy with the ‘little’ 90 footer knew what he was do’in——-He would’a got the job done…. he may not have as mush……. But I bet he’s proud of every foot of it!..

    • Haha, Randy! Poor guy… if he could’ve stretched it another 3 feet, he would’ve found the spot and unblocked the pipe! Oh well… sometimes it truly is the size of the wave that matters. 😉

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