Oh, 4AM Breakthrough, why hast thou forsaken me? So many sleepless nights spent working, writing, caffeinating, counting. Finally done and now do over? Be kind, rewind? Definitely looks that way.
But Val Zane’s no quitter or towel thrower inner! She sticks with it like an overly obsessed addict slash hyper sensitive perfectionist through tears, pain, wind, rain, hurricane, bad hair days… sure, whatever. United States Postal Service has nothing on her!
Smooth Jazz. Yellow Submarines? Crying baby? Sorry, just procrastinating.
Inching ever closer. Progressing painfully. Slow. Steady. Still hanging!
Goal suddenly within reach. Feeling increasingly optimistic.
Skim. Scan. Examine. Snagged four smarmy stowaways!
Continue reading. Thoroughly searching for possible reiterations. Caught one blunder. Oops, two. Delete. Erase. Eradicate mistake after… ha, missed another landmine!
Repeat process. Found somewhat random echo. Die unwelcome redundancy!
Spoke too soon?
Microsoft software should provide adequate assistance. Damn you, Bill Gates! Spellcheck was totally useless here. Find function worth only slightly more. Ugh.
Second verse same as the first? Shit. Calculating words certainly sucks. Even worse? Math mixed into nouns, verbs, adjectives, conjunctions—grammar arithmetic? God, what a mess.
Brain malfunctioning, shooting stinging synapses from senseless screen staring.
Classmates, (hello, Kevin?), please use your keen editorial eyes! Help! Check my work. Calculate all accidental doubles, triples, quadruples. Inspect, dissect, collect, highlight any potential errors made.
I can beat Kiteley’s game. Want to bet? Vegas odds? Friends, this time, say exercise #43 will not win!
Word Count = 250